how do i get abs without doing anything
lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
"I’ll make you moan, over"
"bend what? over"
this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go
it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny
making my way down town walking fast faces pass and i’m home bound
i’ve found my favourite
238. Muggleborns, who after realizing they cant go to a convention because they’ll be at hogwarts, having cosplay contest but they can use magic too. so suddenly there are just a hoard of grey muggleborns with real horns, and someone transfigured a desk into the TARDIS, and someone else decked out their wand like a sonic, plus someone else used engorgio and is cosplaying a titan.
"come out with me tonight"
"there is free food"
NO COCAINE WAS NOT
Weeping eyes from crying every night
Tired of life and wishing she was dead
Curly hair and a smile
Because she knows she can overcome it
Full of life, knowing that she can do this.
Hair in a messy bun, goofy smile on her face
Because she’s genuinely laughing again.
Because she figured out she’s the only one who could save herself.
And she made it.
..I thought this was going to end badly thank you people for turning that around.
I love that you guys gave it a happy ending.
I am 15 and I approve of this description
being 20 I can absolutely confirm the accurateness of this